I remember being at my Couchsurfing host Laura in Milan in preparation for my arrival to Berlin, about four years ago. She happened to be living between the two cities and kept yapping on about how free-spirited Berlin was. Specifically, she mentioned several times how wonderful it was that people were just strutting totally nude in clubs like Berghain and Kitkat Berlin, getting it on in public as casually as you’d sip on a Coors Light back where I’m from.
I remember thinking she was either completely off her rocker, or something decidedly weird or wrong was going down in Berlin.
I remember thinking that.
That was cute.
Fast-forward four years, and find me in the buff in a nightclub in Berlin.
Berlin, Berlin, Berlin.
Where to start. Maybe with the fact that I am excessively prude, despite what the people in my social circle here would say of me right now. I really am! But there is this very healthy approach to nudity in Germany that’s been captivating me since day one. Get ready for it, because there’s a lot of sex in Berlin happening at every corner! And Berlin has loosened me up, in all the best possible ways.
So what’s the deal with Kit Kat Berlin?
It all started as a bit of a joke when I was trying to convince myself that going to a spa completely nude with a group of friends was no biggie. In Germany, it’s considered unhygienic to use the spa facilities with a swimsuit on, so everyone’s in the buff. So I guess it’s the spa culture that pulled me into this investigation of public nudity, and along came the FKK movement (Freikörperkultur, or “free body culture”, in English). I can’t quite pinpoint when I got completed sucked into the Berlin sex culture and decided I wanted to know more and free my own body. But I did and, as it’d been the case with several aspects of my life since becoming single, I also wanted to test my own boundaries, do the full naked club Berlin thing, and so this Kitkat Berlin review was born. Here for the KitKat Club dress code? Read on!
Was I naive before or has Berlin turned me into a pervert? There’s a bit of truth in both, I suppose.
It the grander scheme of Kit Kat Berlin stories though, my KitKat club experience was pretty tame. I went with a girlfriend, danced the night away, watched all the beautiful people strut their stuff and more, and got home by 7am, which is pretty early for a night out in Berlin if you ask me. What’s been more interesting was to observe the changes that have operated in me between being shell-shocked that such a thing would happen when I was back in Milan, and seeing it as a harmless night out with a pal a few years later. Sure, there were people having sex around me, but to me, at that moment in time, it was just beautiful. My Kitkat Berlin experience was beautiful. And I was beautiful. And everyone was beautiful.
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Planning to visit a sex club in Berlin?
What’s the kit Kat berlin dress code?
Wondering about the Kitkat Berlin dress code? In my book, the less you wear the better when doing the sex club Berlin thing! I visited Kitkat Club wearing these latex hotpants and a see-through bralette and felt overdress. So I got one of these little numbers for my next Kit Kat club outfit! If you have time and you’re in Berlin, you can also visit Maskworld, Superschlüpfer, and Swartzer Reiter for a Kitkat Berlin outfit and all sorts of kinky things. And that goes both for men and women. Kit Kat Club dress code is chill, but just don’t wear too much – especially if you’re a man 😉
what to wear to KitKat club berlin if you’re a man?
Ah yes, the male kit kat club what to wear conundrum. I receive a lot of messages from men who tell me they have no idea what to pick for a Kit Kat Sex Club outfit or asking me how to dress for KitKat berlin if you’re a dude. In doubt, keep it simple, and keep it black. You’ve probably noticed by now that Berlin’s official dress code is ALL BLACK EVERYTHING, so obviously the same goes for the Kitkat dress code. A simple pair of black shorts and a bare chest will do. I’m hoping you’re accompanied by a female, otherwise, chances of getting in are greatly reduced. It’s just… like that, I’m sorry boys.
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Just don’t stress out, wear as little as you’re comfortable with (but wear shoes, for goodness sake, ew!) and you’ll be fine. People are undressing at the cloakroom, so you can get a sense of what goes once you’re there too, and you can remove more or less once you’re there.
What’s your Kit Kat Berlin dress code? I’d love to see your Kitkat club outfit, send photos! 😉
What’s going to happen once you’re in there?
Nothing you don’t want to happen! Kitkat Club Berlin has got to be the most consensual place I have ever visited. But before all that, if you’re anything like me, I was curious about the logistics of getting “undressed” once you arrive there and have passed the KitKat club berlin door policy test. After being asked by the doorman if we were wearing anything a bit sexier under our woolly jumpers and both of us simultaneously flashing him, we followed everyone and disrobed, leaving everything at the free cloakroom. KitKat dresscode unlocked, we are in. Kitkatclub is super chill! The people are beautiful, there are loads of chilling, dancing, and cuddling areas, and some darker areas where naughtier stuff is happening, but really, it’s for you to decide what you do with your evening. With such a place comes a set of rules and I felt respected and comfortable to a point I never did in any other random bar.
There’s nothing more you should specifically know about Kit Kat Club Berlin. I think it’s something that should be experienced if that’s what you’re into, not because that’s “the thing to do.” But if you love to feel free and liberated if you’re comfortable with nudity and with people screwing around you, if you’re kinky as I am and want to know more about Kitkat Berlin sex, if the idea of feeling like you’re in a Stanley Kubrick movie rocks your world as it did for me, then by all means go and visit a Berlin sex club and tick the damn Kit Kat Club Berlin Germany checkmark of your damn German list, kiddo, go get it.