The (vegan) cavewoman in me always worries about starvation. She never wanted to do a juice cleanse ever. But again she also never wanted to meditate in silence. She worries there will not be enough food and never leaves home without a gazillion snacks. As a health-minded person though, doing a juice cleanse has always been on my radar, but thanks to the aforementioned, I’ve always been a little wary of them. But still, I decided to give a juice detox a try anyway and journal my juicing experience as a very important last paper before I die a slow and starving death. Here goes nothing.
My 2 Day Juice Cleanse Experience
T-2 days, and I receive pre juice detox cleanse instructions by email to cut down on caffeine, sugar, salt and other things that I don’t consume anyway, and to stay hydrated. I’m excited for my juice cleanse! The night before the cleanse, a humongous box is delivered right to my hotel door. In it are 12 x 500ml bottles of beautiful, raw, cold-pressed, organic juice in a cooler with a few icepacks and a portable insulated cooler bag.
Juice Detox: DAY 1
I wake up hungry with a headache from the extreme air conditioning in my hotel room and feeling tired from a bad night of sleep courtesy my snoring neighbor. I make myself a mug of hot lemon water at 8am and, at 9am, crack open the first bottle called “Seize The Day”, a yummy blend of carrot, orange, celery, pineapple, apple and parsley. I chug it down rather quickly (cavewoman hungry!) It does satiate me for a while, but an hour later, I’m feeling hungry again. I sense a challenge here. I just watch the minutes tick by until 11am as I am trying to space the bottles apart every 2 hours to have something to drink until 7pm.
At last, 11am comes and “Mean Green”, a mix of kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon, broccoli and ginger is fast consumed. I like this – it tastes just like any green juice I would make for myself. The air, however, smells of toasting bread, roasting garlic and durian from the open window and I’m already craving solid food.
I am starving again by 1pm. “Root for red” is a mix of kale, carrot, apple and broccoli that tastes very green also, a little like the previous one. I like this too. I have decided to take it easy today and not do much – it’s a good thing because I am feeling tired and irritable. At 2:30, I make myself a cup of hot lemon water. This helps at curbing my appetite a little. I feel like I’m just peeing all the time. Someone told me on Facebook that I should sip the juice slowly and “chew” it instead of chugging it. Chewing juice…? Right.
It’s finally juice o’clock! The hot lemon water is helping a lot and my headache seems to be subsiding a little. “The Green Factor” is another kale number that contains also spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon, pineapple and orange. Love the touch of pineapple in there. So, chewing and slow sipping it is. This seems to satiate me better in fact.
This “chewing the juice” thing actually makes sense: the chewing (which is more like swishing around) allows the temperature of the juice to match your body’s own, making it easier to digest and assimilate. Apart from this, I realize it actually makes sense to drink these lovely fresh juices slowly and with a more mindful attitude than I have been. I regret absentmindedly chugging down 3 of them out of hunger. I think this cleanse is a great exercise in mindfulness for me, which I unfortunately don’t always have when it comes to feeding myself.
Knowing this, I make the best effort to be present with the consumption of my 5 o’clock “Coconut Groove”, a simple but delicious coconut water with a cinnamon stick. I was starving before consuming it, but strangely satisfied afterward. I even found some energy to do 15 minutes of yoga – even having missed my daily practice for a fifth day now.
By the time 7pm comes, I am feeling the best I have so far and slowly sip on the delicious “Nuts Bout Nut”, a creamy almond, cashew and pecan milk with cinnamon and vanilla that feels like a real treat. One last mug of hot water at 9pm and I am off to a long, dreamless night of sleep.
Juice Detox: DAY 2
Woke up at 5:30 thanks to snoring neighbor. Despite that, I feel great. I lie around in bed a while, sit up, and meditate for 20 minutes. I slip out of bed by 7:30 and nurse a mug of hot lemon water. I find it easy to wait until 9am to drink my first juice, which I slowly “chew”. The juice bar sends me a text to ask how I am getting on, which is such a nice personal touch. They recommend I put some chia seeds in my drinks if I am too hungry – great idea! She also tells me that I can switch around the order of my juices to have the coconut water after my 3pm Pilates class. I’m feeling quite well looked after. Today goes by much better than yesterday; the juices satiate me completely if I sip on them mindfully. At 2:45, I show up at Urban Spring Wellness and Pilates for my Pilates class and I am no longer feeling weak or fuzzy. However, the class is rather difficult and my legs and abs are burning by the time the class is over! I’m glad I brought my coconut water on the recommendation of Erina as I am a sweaty mess.
Today I have another challenge as some friends asked me if I would like to join them at a restaurant. I do warn them about the cleanse and pack my last bottle of “Nuts Bout Nuts” as I make my way there. Surprisingly, it’s not so difficult. The food does look good, but my vanilla cinnamon nut milk tastes amazing and I sip away as we enjoy a nice chat over dinner. I’m feeling great by now! Maybe the next challenge could be a 2-3-4, 5 day juice cleanse? One last warm mug of water before going to bed at around 10pm.
Do Juice Cleanses work?
I wake up feeling rested the next day and walk to the market to pick something for breakfast. I settle on a quarter of a beautiful watermelon that I carry back to my guesthouse with the swagger of a child with a bagful of 7/11 junk. I drink my hot lemon water before digging into the melon. It is heavenly. And also very filling. I closely inspect myself in the mirror, pinching some skin rolls and poking at my face, trying to see if this 2-day program has changed me in any way. I find my skin is glowing and I am feeling strangely rested despite the poor sleep I’ve had these past few days. But most importantly, I feel happy for developing a more mindful attitude in the way I feed myself. I think this juice cleanse was just what I needed to reach towards a new level in my spiritual journey and I am so grateful for the opportunity.